Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!