The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to make glass clear

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to eat food

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!