The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!