The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to poke

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!