The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to die

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!