the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to do nothing

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!