To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power of Grayskull.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to look through glass.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!