The power to silence explosions.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to not have power

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!