The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to see through glass

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to science.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!