The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to fly indoors

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!