The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The power to turn wine into water

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The power to look through glass.

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

Reverse Pooping

the power to like mass effect 3

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

the power to know what time is not

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!