the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Death at will

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!