the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see through water

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Death at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!