THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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Poop

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to breathe

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!