The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to fly but only upward

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!