The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to shower naked.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!