- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The power to only be drunk while driving.

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to exist

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

the power to eat waffles

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

Pointless Super Powers