The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!