the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to attract bullets

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to see the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!