The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!