the power to always hug people

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to ride a bike

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to be a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!