the power to die at will

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to fart mace

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to always hug people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!