The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to swim on land

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!