The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to only see glass.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!