the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to pee standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!