The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to see through horses

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!