The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to get AIDS.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!