ikawlhan forever

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power of love

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to die

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!