The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to die on command

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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Endless falling....

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!