the power to sleep during day

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

the power of reanimating dead insects

The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

The ability to not finish sen...

the power to turn into a bucket of water

The power to see through windows!

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!