The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to poo in the toilet

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!