Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to troll people that are dead

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the power to write comic books

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!