The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to die on command

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!