the power to commit crime.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to write comic books

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to write about power.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!