The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to annoy people

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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Guys, it's over.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!