The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!