the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!