Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to think.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!