the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to see through glass

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!