The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!