the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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power to be an alcohoic

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The ability to read braile.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!