the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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black people

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!