The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!