The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the power to speak in Braille.

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The ability to see through glass.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!