The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Guys, it's over.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!