The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to resist trolling.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!