The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to suck deez nuts

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!