The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to speak only in binary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!