The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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Ladder hands.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!