the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!