The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to make to much coffee

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!