The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to die

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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power to fly only in the plane

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!