The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!