the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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Poop

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!