The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to get older every second

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!