The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!