The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to be phone

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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black people

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!