The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!